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February 26, 2009
February 08, 2009
Weird Criminal stories
I got this from an e-mail I got a couple days ago. Hope you like it.
THESE ARE ALL TRUE
Out Smarted
Sentenced to seven years in jail,
a man from San Antonio, Texas,
begged the judge not to give him
seven years because seven was his
unlucky number. So the judge
gave him eight years.
A Hiding to Nothing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Romanian man sentenced for
fraud in 1994 hid in his parents'
basement for eight years-to avoid
a three-and-a-half-year jail sentence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caught Out
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two Burglars fled from a building in
Florida in 2003 and jumped into
what they thought was their getaway
car, only to find that it was an
unmarked police car!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Turn Yourself In
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After robbing an Ohio
convenience store in
2004, a man hijacked a
car and led police on a
high-speed chase before
taking a wrong turn and
driving into a police
station parking lot.
A guy was robbing a store,
the gun wouldn't shoot,
so he looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger.
Enough said. He didn't rob any more stores any time soon.
This lady walks into a bank hands the teller a note demanding money,
the teller asks the lady, "are you serious?"
the lady then loses her nerve and leaves.
Get your Facts Straight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A woman from Connecticut was
identified in 2003 as the person who
had robbed six banks only after she
called her local newspaper to
complain about inaccuracies in their
reports of her robberies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What a Giveaway
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Los Angeles police got lucky with
a robbery suspect who just couldn't
keep his mouth shut. When
detectives asked each man in the
line-up to repeat the words, "Give
me all your money or I'll shoot,"
the guilty man shouted: "That's
not what I said!"
NEW YORK, - An ex-con allegedly tried to rob two people in New York, police said, but didn't notice his intended victims were police officers -- in uniform.
Police said 33-year-old Jermaine Washington allegedly was so intent on robbing someone Saturday that he pulled a fake handgun on the two armed police officers as they walked through Riverside Park, The New York Daily News said.
"It was stupid criminal tricks," a police source said. "The guy didn't even look to see who was coming."
After Washington allegedly pulled his fake gun, the two officers drew their real weapons and Washington surrendered after a short but tense standoff.
FAIRFIELD - It's a theft that just doesn't add up.
A man who tried to steal cash from the Dunkin' Donuts outlet on the Post Road on Monday night fled with an adding machine that he apparently mistook for a cash register.
Police said the unidentified man walked into the doughnut shop about 10:28 p.m. and handed a clerk a note stating that he had a gun and a bomb. The man's note said he would use both if he didn't get cash, police said.
The man then grabbed an adding machine, which had no cash drawers, from the counter and ran from the shop.
THESE ARE ALL TRUE
Out Smarted
Sentenced to seven years in jail,
a man from San Antonio, Texas,
begged the judge not to give him
seven years because seven was his
unlucky number. So the judge
gave him eight years.
A Hiding to Nothing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Romanian man sentenced for
fraud in 1994 hid in his parents'
basement for eight years-to avoid
a three-and-a-half-year jail sentence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caught Out
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two Burglars fled from a building in
Florida in 2003 and jumped into
what they thought was their getaway
car, only to find that it was an
unmarked police car!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Turn Yourself In
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After robbing an Ohio
convenience store in
2004, a man hijacked a
car and led police on a
high-speed chase before
taking a wrong turn and
driving into a police
station parking lot.
A guy was robbing a store,
the gun wouldn't shoot,
so he looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger.
Enough said. He didn't rob any more stores any time soon.
This lady walks into a bank hands the teller a note demanding money,
the teller asks the lady, "are you serious?"
the lady then loses her nerve and leaves.
Get your Facts Straight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A woman from Connecticut was
identified in 2003 as the person who
had robbed six banks only after she
called her local newspaper to
complain about inaccuracies in their
reports of her robberies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What a Giveaway
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Los Angeles police got lucky with
a robbery suspect who just couldn't
keep his mouth shut. When
detectives asked each man in the
line-up to repeat the words, "Give
me all your money or I'll shoot,"
the guilty man shouted: "That's
not what I said!"
NEW YORK, - An ex-con allegedly tried to rob two people in New York, police said, but didn't notice his intended victims were police officers -- in uniform.
Police said 33-year-old Jermaine Washington allegedly was so intent on robbing someone Saturday that he pulled a fake handgun on the two armed police officers as they walked through Riverside Park, The New York Daily News said.
"It was stupid criminal tricks," a police source said. "The guy didn't even look to see who was coming."
After Washington allegedly pulled his fake gun, the two officers drew their real weapons and Washington surrendered after a short but tense standoff.
FAIRFIELD - It's a theft that just doesn't add up.
A man who tried to steal cash from the Dunkin' Donuts outlet on the Post Road on Monday night fled with an adding machine that he apparently mistook for a cash register.
Police said the unidentified man walked into the doughnut shop about 10:28 p.m. and handed a clerk a note stating that he had a gun and a bomb. The man's note said he would use both if he didn't get cash, police said.
The man then grabbed an adding machine, which had no cash drawers, from the counter and ran from the shop.
February 01, 2009
Steelers won!
Yay! The Steelers won the SuperBowl. That means the Steelers won the most SuperBowls in NFL history. Both Cardinals and Steelers gave it their all. This Superbowl was the most exciting one that I have ever seen....
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